A buddy of mine, and a fine upstanding gentleman, proposed a novel idea for all of those new dads out there who want to get some sleep. Go to conferences/on business trips. Now, I know that none of you would ever stoop as low as to schedule trips solely for sleeping purposes, but consider this as advice as to what you should do while you are on TRIPS YOU HAVE TO MAKE ANYWAY (wink wink).
Mom: "Honey, what did you do while you were in Vegas? I know some wild stuff goes on out there and I wasn't there to supervise your activities."
Dad: "I went to Wendy's, bought a triple cheeseburger, went back to the hotel room, crawled up in the rack, picked the burger apart and ate it piece by piece then fell asleep for 12 hours with a half eaten patty on my chest. I feel sorry for whomever sleeps on those sheets next."
I'll take some pictures of Junior tonight and post them later. The digital camera is full and I have to delete the ones I stored.
Best,
Pappa
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