"Yo! Bartender! How bout some milk?"
"As I gaze outside my window, I often contemplate the infinite. For example, why do my cheeks weigh 2 lbs each while the rest of my body only weighs 6 lbs? Why do I have to look like my dad? Why does dad insist on taking pictures of me when my tongue is protruding from my otherwise "chick magnet" lips? DAMN! I pooped myself again. I'm never going to be president if I can't stop pooping myself!"
"This is my Grandma C. We're in our hospital room. Hospitals suck primarily becuase we didn't have any hot nurses for me to look at. Dad says he doesn't look at hot nurses any more because mom is the only hot nurse he cares about. I think dad's fibbing"
"I'll have none of your wretched formula. Bring me mama's boob. You are here to serve me."
"This is my Grandma V. I'm pretty bored in this picture. Primarily becuase I was just born in MI. Trust me. You'd be bored too. However, I do like my two Grandmas. They make MI bareable."
"Grandma V. looks happy here. Something about me makes my grandmas happy. I think it's because my poop doesn't stink yet. My dad tells me that my poop does stink, but I know it doesn't."
"This is my Grandpa V. He's pretty cool but he doesn't know anything about lumbar support."
1 comment:
Great site Pappa! Needless to say, we're all proud of you. Although, I think it's safe to say his mother did most of the work, despite some 30 seconds of carnal bliss on your part! :-)
Seriously, congratualations, and take care bro.
D-man
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